WASHINGTON DC – Rumors state that former President Trump has been talking to people about his possible new party, which he wishes to name the “Patriot Party”. Little does he know that, in fact, in the 1960s, there was a party by the same name that was socialist. Oh how the turn tables…

His new party also brings up the question: whogunna run? You can only assume Donald Trump, but what about when he dies in a couple years? Then who? Will they be the Roosevelts, but only known for being shit real estate developers? Or, will it die before its birth? I guess we’ll just have to wait and see. 

The Radish can immediately project the Patriot Party will be lost to the deep boughs of Third Party Land, which includes the wonderful (but obsolete) Rent is Too Damn High party, Legal Marijuana Party, the other Marijuana Party (there are 2!), and the Natural Law party, which, according to Wikipedia, believes in “Transcendental Meditation”, some weird cult based on meditation and some other wack shit.