MARFA, TX – A Texas lawyer “aCcIdeNtaLlY” turned on a cat filter during a Zoom meeting with a west Texas judge. He struggled to “turn off” the filter for 30 very awkward seconds, but The Radish suspects otherwise. How do we know that he, for example, isn’t a weeb? How can we prove this?

First off: the cat filter, if you open a zoom meeting, is NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. That means that he would have downloaded an external plugin that gave him a cat filter. No way, can you download and install a cat filter by accident. So this only leaves two options: he was drugged, or he’s a weeb and hiding something. Tbh the second one is much more likely.

The next piece of evidence: how long it took. How does it take thirty seconds to uninstall a filter? He’s a lawyer. He should know what “settings” and “video settings” and “set filter” mean. How can we assure that he hasn’t just come out of a e-furry convention and forgot to turn off the filter? How can we be sure that he isn’t a furry?

We’ll just have to wait and see.

Everything listed here is opinion/completely untrue. Thank you!