MIAMI, FL – Florida’s COVID stats have been fluctuating for the past few weeks at a too close to call situation, between total lockdown and partial reopening. The Supreme Court has been called in to decide who wins the 2021 “Should we wear masks?” Election. Governor Ron DeSantis has been blamed for sending advisors to shred votes and tip the balance in favor for the “Masks are for idiots, and I am smart, not like those masking idiots” party.

The “I like masks” party has filed three separate lawsuits for three separate occasions. More is to come on The Radish

This is also the start of a new series, News in Brief, where I try to counteract my horrible lack of ideas and laziness by making a new series.