Business Insider recently published a wildly controversial article titled “Admit it. Grilling is bad,” enraging grillers, overweight middle aged parents, and centrists nationwide with their slanderous opinions on the most American sport out of all. “This is absolute madness. We can’t let some snobby city-folk infringe on OUR American values!” an executive at the National Institute for Grilling Heritage. The NIGH has also pressed a boycott of all BI services until a formal apology is issued towards the grilling community.

Radical Centrists across the nation are in arms at this slander towards Grilling and all related things like cooking, pool parties, etc. Reactions are varying across the nation, but one thing’s for sure, and that’s [REDACTED AT REQUEST OF CORPORATE OVERLORDS].

More about this on The Radish in the near future.